First introduced to common lexicon in November 2013 by Joshua Wanaz. Some say this was his most valuable contribution as Captain to the club. Embodied by the immortal Mike Tattersfield, it describes a person who displays general incompetence in all areas of life and a consistent aversion to common sense. If you consider yourself a loyal member of LMD you are most likely a Lionel.

Example: For goodness sake Drew Goodchild just run the correct line for once you Lionel.